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Crazy Little Thing Called Fart-Chat Room Conversations



I was chatting in a chat room of a certain app when a guy sent me a private message.

Guy: Miss, what is love?

Me: Love is when I fart, a guy sniffs them all and says that's the most fragrant smell he had ever inhaled.

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I segregated the clothes for laundry, put the white ones inside the washing machine, went back to pick the phone but I was kicked out of that chat room already.

I logged in again and found out that there were bots left and a guy throwing dots once in a while so he could not be kicked out while waiting for the users to come in.

I thought he was one of the bots too.

It shocked me when he broke the ice.

Guy: Miss, have you ever farted?

Me: No. Perhaps the bots did. Are you suffocated?

Guy: No. I mean to say, have you tried farting?

Me: Ever since I drink ginger tea, I haven't noticed I fart. If I will say it in a song, it's "Careless Whisper." Have you ever farted in a public place?

Guy: Yes. I was taking exams in the university at that time and was seated on the aisle of the first row. No one was allowed to get out. My stomach was rumbling and my fart was about to come out. I raised my foot on my chair and tilted my butt so my fart could go out smoothly without a sound.

Me: Did they notice you fart?

Guy: Yes. Despite the safety precautions I did. It made a sound like that of M-16. Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt!

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One afternoon, a user from that same app called.

Me: Hello.

Guy: What are you doing?

Me: I'm working and talking to you at the same time.

Guy: Oh, so you're busy!

Me: Definitely. Why did you call by the way?

Guy: I feel bored. I've got nothing to do.

Me: Catch your fart, paint it blue.

Guy: I'll go for green. It means money.

Me: Okay, as you wish. Spell green.

Guy: G---R---I---N



Do you have strange, crazy story or experience similar to above scenes? Leave them below. I would be glad to laugh with you. ^_^

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  1. DaveFriday, August 18, 2017

    I didn't know there were guys who were this free talking about farting.

    The one little thing that caught my eye was the look the kid on the photo gave you when he farted.

    He looks so innocent yet he know he has done one of the major mistakes, air pollution.

    I think he needs to be arrested. Somebody call security :)

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  2. Ma. Dolores MartusFriday, August 18, 2017

    In a chat room, you could say anything you want as long as you are not abusing anyone, no one will kick you out. Yeah, the baby is so cute ^_^ so sly at an early age, he knows how to defend himself from the air pollution he made, his stunt will amaze a security so he will not be arrested.

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  3. BarbMonday, August 21, 2017

    OMG! This is hilarious!

    I must say that I have never had a conversation about farting. I can't believe this guy wanted to talk about such a topic. He must have been really, really bored. Or ...he had to fart! LOL!

    If you don't mind me asking, what are there chat rooms you are talking about?

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  4. Ma. Dolores MartusMonday, August 21, 2017

    Hi Barb! Yeah, I was talking about chat rooms in one of the Google Play Store social media apps where I used to pass the time. I don't want to mention the app name because I might sound advertising. It has got lots of users too and ruled by owners and moderators. It has quiz bots where users usually compete to give the answer first aside from chatting. Kinda pride of the first who could give the answers when bots display username and score every after right answers are given.^_^

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  5. AsenThursday, August 24, 2017

    Hello there,

    What a funny and enjoyable article.
    I love farting - at work at home on the street, everywhere.
    I love to look at people's reactions and to evaluate them when I fart.
    Often, I fart so loudly that my friends don't want to be around me for like 5 minutes.
    Do you like farting?

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  6. Ma. Dolores MartusThursday, August 24, 2017

    ^_^ funny but it's a good feeling of relief when intestinal air is released. Do you know that sniffing fart has secret health benefits that could help stave off strokes, heart attacks and dementia?

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